Vin Diesel is at it
again, kicking ass and taking names all with a gravelly deep voice. The Last
Witch Hunter sees Diesel play an immortal witch killer that is based on his
dungeons and dragons character and no I am not joking about that. For a
supernatural action movie the plot is pretty standard, ticking off the
checklist handed out to each movie before filming begins. Main character being
bad ass, check. Supportive old man that dies, check. Character that might as
well wear a shirt that says I will betray everyone by the end of film (to be
honest he cuts it close), check. An ancient evil that is linked with the main
character, check. The female that is there for sex appeal, check. I can’t say I
loved the movie but I didn’t want to meet it with a swift kick to the balls
either, mainly because it doesn’t have any. The movie ticks everything off it
needed and that is about it. It doesn’t go any further than it could off, but
to be honest nothing comes to mind of what it could have done better. Plot is
generic, characters are predictable, and like a fat kid on a trend mill, it’s
not going anywhere slowly. I walked into
this movie (not really because setting the money on fire would of at least kept
me warm) not thinking much of it, and I left with the same feelings towards.
Giving it a brief wave and never paying it much attention ever again, much like
my forgotten child…..I think.
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