Maleficent leather

Disney must be kicking in his grave. Angelina Jolie`s new film interpretation of the villain which was one of the scariest woman with a fondest for black things in the whole Disney world, makes me question everything I thought I knew about my childhood builders. Maleficent takes a new look at the villain of Sleeping Beauty, making her hotter and less a crazy bitch being mean just because it's that time of the month, every damn day of her life. One symptom being you suddenly gain an American accent, as Maleficent starts off British then becomes a rebellious colonial. Plot  breakdown: boy meets fairy, boy breaks fairy heart, fairy goes bat shit crazy and starts wearing dark leather....nice....fairy then finds she's can't be bitch, kills boy anyway. Sharlto Copely plays the part of the boy nicely, although there are times when his South African accent makes an appearance. The one thing that I have a problem with is that this movie was marketed up the bum, and any movie, game or series that is marketed that much is place on my shit list from the start. It’s like Benjamin Croshaw, better known as that crazy British-Australian video game critic that never uses punctuation, would say, that any game marketed so much means the developers themselves know it is shit and try to get as much hype for it as possible to feel a little better the y produced something so shit, by swimming in our money. Cocks.