Finally back to a good
old game review. Been busy a lot lately what with work, studying, moving, and
defending the woodland realm from foreign invaders, so getting the time to
actually finish a game was impressive for me. So Ratchet and Clank. R & C.
The cat and tin boy….mmmmhhhhh. Now I will admit to not having played many of
the original games on ps2 or ps3. I was a Jak man myself, which seemed the
darker of the two to me saying a little bit about my personality. But I didn’t
dislike the games as per say. They had similar mechanics making them both as
fun as the other, like a pair of twin hookers. It’s just one was a red head:
more intelligent, willing to try new things and not afraid to push boundaries.
The other being blonde, a bit dim, and knowing only like 5 or 6 moves. Although
the former could often disappoint you by trying stupid new things, at least she
tired. The ladder was dependable but
only because she was so generic.
Even though I decided
to jump onto the nostalgic train and purchase Ratchet and Clank for PS4. The
game itself is very action adventurer with you playing as the dynamic duo if
Batman was a small sentient cat, and Robin was a small backpack robot, and the
fan fiction was a lot more awkward. You
follow the pair on their journey to become Galactic Rangers, a story
that is so Walt Disney in plot that I am sure there was a lawsuit in the works
somewhere. It brings back the list of crazy weapons with my favourite being the one
that one that makes foes a lot more nervous around Australians. The cast brings
back some old faces, some of which should have stayed in the previous games,
and you make a habit of collecting cards like that schoolyard child trying to
find the original Pokémon cards. Now this seems to be an opt comparison between
R&C and Pokémon, as collecting seems to be a core game play. Now nothing is
a hoarders dream like Pokémon with the number of pooper scoopers you need to
catch them all, but R&C seems to have you hunting around for golden bolts
and cards to complete sets and unlock more challenge modes. Yeah no thanks.
Just breeze through the story mode and found it lacking and a bit frustrating,
like teaching a dim blond prostitutes a new trick.
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