H2O man

Right so lets get this out the way, I'm not the biggest fan of DC right now. The are like that abusive partner that keeps telling you that it will do better and it will change, but keeps disappointing you and beating the hope out of you. However every now and then it does something that restores your faith in the relationship, only to go off and ruin it again. Aquaman is the third part of that tale where you see hope in the relationship but all your friends are telling you they are just going to fuck it up again. In terms of redemption however, DC hasn't done a bad job. Following on from where Justice League left off, we follow the home coming of Arthur Curry as shit is about to head south in his home town of Atlantis and he has to fix because a red headed pair of bouncy cleavage told him to, and like every man out there he has two brains but only enough blood to power one, so he follows her, fulfilling his destiny and restoring order and.........sorry fell asleep there for a second. The plot is predictable at best, even if you haven't read the comics, and the movie relies mostly on the action and the lustful attraction to Jason Momoa for the lady fish and Amber Head for the men fish. If any movie reflects that bullshit the comic book industry has been pulling for years it's this one, making the male characters look like a brick house with the personality of one, and their females like a sign post with two beach balls taped to it. The movie however is good, not great but in no way taking the brown medal at let's fuck up a movie franchise awards that DC seem to be taking center stage at. You can obviously do worse than Aquaman, and with Shazam to feature in the next few weeks, perhaps DC are changing their ways, but I remain skeptical and like the partner that what's it to do better but also has to look out for his own interests, will be looking up the skirt of it's rival who rival that knows how to treat you right. PS End Game don't fuck me up to hard.