Okay so the heroes in
a half shell are back and they are ready to take on their greatest threat
yet….cold temperatures, I mean a brain thingy stuck in the stomach of a giant
robot. When I was a cub, this kind of shit was easy to accept, but then again
so was the fact that a giant bearded man in a red suit was willing to give me
free stuff, and not expect favours in return that would end him up on some sort
of registry. But the second TMNT movie just made it a bit hard to swallow.
Everything just happens too fast like the plot was developed last minute in a
Jager bomb drinking while coming up with movie plot contest, which I could
totally win. Warning possible spoilers ahead: Shedder meets Krang and is okay
with some giant talking brain telling him what to do. Okay I call bullshit. It
was nice to see Rocksteady and Bebop though, Rocksteady being played by
possibly the gringerest wrestling known to man, Sheamus. Coming up with a review
for this movie was hard, mainly due to the air conditioner being bust, or due
to the fact the I feel the just didn’t bother with it. Micheal Bay just seems
to stitch acting around explosions and Megan Fox in skippy outfits…..mmmmhhhhh
school girl Megan Fox….wait what was I saying.
