If this wasn’t the
most anticipated movie of 2015 it was pretty damn close, but like the second
child in a beauty pageant Avengers 2 Age of Ultron is lacking the certain
something that made the judges become uncomfortable in their pants so much so
that they made to think cold thoughts and wait a little after the credits were
done. It just didn’t have the some impact of me as the first movie did, but it
wasn’t a bad movie. I can’t help but feel that it may be a quality over
quantity issue where Avengers 1 was three amazing Areo chocolate bars, compared
to five avenge wonder bars. The former being the bar that has the most impact
on your tongue leaving you wanting more but you have to wait till you can
afford it again, where the ladder you can afford more of but it isn’t something
to strive towards investing every time you want satisfying. Again I won’t give
you the plot because that’s what Wikipedia is for but it involves robot being
built to protect world, only to see it as your typical Goth teenage with daddy
issues, and try to destroy it. It builds on from the previous using staples and
duct tape, with the events of the first causing Ironman to complete change his
attitude as a bad-ass superhero, to a concerned mother over the special child
and trying to protect it with as much amour as possible. The introduction of the new avengers was
nicely done, but who didn’t see the death of (SPOILER) the fast one coming? To
be honest not me, so Josh Whedon doesn’t disappoint again with amazing me
there, but again refer to my first sentence. It isn’t the best movie in the
Marvel movie universe but it isn’t the worse either, so it just kinda sits in
the middle hopped up on sugar bouncing around showing us Scarlett Johansson’s
bum every now and then, and making us wonder what a porno between Black Widow
and the Hulk would look like….uncomfortable at best.
